christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

digital-future:

Even my cell phone pics get stolen and re-uploaded..
Photo by Digital Future / Louis Maclean

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

lolust:

shanzisontheway:

在途中


I’m so sad

ryanbeford:

mom that’s not lightning it’s the paparazzi

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it